The phrases “Burger King” and “adult toy” should never be used in the same sentence. Unfortunately, this Valentine’s Day, that’s all changing. If you’ve ever had a Happy Meal, you already know that most of the appeal is in the toy. In an attempt to appeal to adults, Burger King is putting a different kind of toy in their meals; one that would spice up your evening, if you know what I mean.
Burger King locations in Israel are offering “Adult Meals” from 6 p.m. until close on Valentine’s Day. As long as you’re over 18, that is. The meal includes everything you need for a saucy night in: two Whoppers, two French fries, two beers and an “adult toy.”
The adult toy options are a feather duster, head massager, or a blindfold, by the looks of their advert.
As you can imagine, social media is loving the idea.
>hey GF i want to try something new
>”oh wow where’d you get that sex toy”
— me, an intellectual (@m2qm1g) February 14, 2017
time to go to burger king and pick up my sex toys
— Jon Crumb (@trumpmolestedme) February 14, 2017
Like, putting sex toys in to Burger King meals has to be the outer limit of commodification
— conor (@carpeydiem) February 13, 2017
Aight. Who needs a Valentine? https://t.co/Py4oSXbsH5
— dat bud (@BuddStark) February 13, 2017
Finally, You Can Buy Sex Toys at Burger King! pic.twitter.com/05yGCXJnVG
— Ken Rutkowski (@kenradio) February 13, 2017
Who wants to go halves? We could also pick up a fried chicken bouquet from KFC because that’s true romance.